World of KdeL

PREPARE TO DIE (no exclamation mark because this is calm and collected advice in preparation for your impending doom)

It’s 1987. The Princess Bride is in theaters everywhere. It’s a love story to end all love stories, and every girl around the country wants to be Bella … er, I mean Buttercup.

Every girl except me. If you’re anything like me, you wanted to kill bad guys with a sword. Like Inigo Montoya.

But I’m not prepared to do what it takes to become Inigo. Work out? Sure. Grow a moustache? Kinda wish I could for shits and giggles but definitely won’t. After all, I love my curves and nail polish.

So instead, I’m going to buy this sweet shirt on ThinkGeek.

It’s the best of all possible worlds, really.