January 2012
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Nails, Nails, Nails!
Ladies (and the select, discerning male friend), I have discovered gel nail polish.
I haven’t had a manicure in over a year. It started raining finally, so I decided to get my nails done in a brash, summer color as a fuck you to winter.
Mission accomplished.
But instead of getting regular polish that chips, dents, and damages my nails, I opted for the pricier but indestructible gel...
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Wear Your Politics On Your Sleeves
Support Spread Shirt and show your opposition to SOPA with this t-shirt. Also, write and call your representatives and senators, many of whom are still supporting these two pernicious pieces of legislation.
Keep Calm And Vote NO to SOPA (for only $16.90, wink, wink).
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Reclaimed Industrial Furniture - I want this →
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A Magical Day In Which Deep Throating Saves My...
It all started at Berkeley Bowl.
Damn it if they don’t have the most amazing prosciutto. Normally, it looks like this.
But Berkeley Bowl also sells prosciutto ends.
I fell victim to the not so tender prosciutto end because I had worked out for two hours that day. TWO HOURS. I was fucking hungry. I wanted to eat an entire boar, not some thinly sliced delicacy draped over a sliver of melon.
I...
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Good Enough For An IUD? Good Enough For Jewelry
I got my first copper ring (for my finger) when I was 8 years old. It immediately turned my finger green, and I’ve wondered why ever since. I won’t bore you with the details, but (shock and awe) copper isn’t gangrenous to humans. My finger turned green because the ring was cheap.
Now that I am enlightened, I’m turning my eye back to copper jewelry. Today, I found this!
I’m saving up for one, but...
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PREPARE TO DIE (no exclamation mark because this...
It’s 1987. The Princess Bride is in theaters everywhere. It’s a love story to end all love stories, and every girl around the country wants to be Bella … er, I mean Buttercup.
Every girl except me. If you’re anything like me, you wanted to kill bad guys with a sword. Like Inigo Montoya.
But I’m not prepared to do what it takes to become Inigo. Work out? Sure....